If a woman lifting a tree stump with her "ughUghMm" didn't get you off to a great start this morning I don't know what will.

But an English crocodile tweeting insults to Her Majesties Jollies might just get it did.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/03/thebristolcroc-6ft-crocodile-bristol-tweet-police_n_4717558.html?utm_hp_ref=uk