....and now, something completely unique!
Something you have certainly never seen before!
Something both astounding AND amaz'ers!
And also kinda creepy.

Without further ado, I bring you......

(dah DA DUUUMM!!!)

A stuffed gopher robbing a bank!

AND..

Stuffed gophers in a parade.
I'm guessing they're celebrating Mayor De Blasio dropping the Groundhog today.
(What happens if you break a groundhog?  7 years of bad winters?)

Way more stuffed gopher photos than any normal, God-fearing person could ever want and/or use:

http://manonthelam.com/44-dioramas-of-dead-gophers-gopher-hole-museum-torrington-alberta/

Plus, proving once again that EPPdF offers way more entertainment value for your hard earned, and as of yet imaginary dollars, I offer you a baby raccoon in a boot.

You're welcome!

http://www.treehugger.com/slideshows/natural-sciences/photo-raccoon-kit-expires-boot/