The Slander and Libel continue!

From the D.O.J. - Pie chart shows the known bribery expenditures of "El Duece".  (Dept. of Justice.  Freedom of Information Act 5 U.S.C. § 552 was enacted as part of Pub.L. 89-554, 80 Stat. 378, enacted September 6, 1966, which created Title 5 of the United States Code (Government Organization and Employees). 5 U.S.C. § 552(d), at 80 Stat. 383, stated:)

From Wikipedia:

Bribery, is an act of implying money or gift giving that alters the behavior of the recipient. Bribery constitutes a crime and is defined by Black's Law Dictionary as the offering, giving, receiving, or soliciting of any item of value to influence the actions of an official or other person in charge of a public or legal duty.
The bribe is the gift bestowed to influence the recipient's conduct. It may be any money, good, right in action, property, preferment, privilege, emolument, object of value, advantage, or merely a promise or undertaking to induce or influence the action, vote, or influence of a person in an official or public capacity.^[1]
In economics, the bribe has been described as rent. Bribery in bureaucracy has been viewed as a reason for higher cost of production of goods and services.


Just so my alert and disoriented readers will know that El Pinche Pirata del Fuego is fair-minded, equitable, and unafraid to take the heat for past transgressions, even if THESE PARTICULAR TRANSGRESSIONS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS IN FACT (or at least had completely slipped my mind!  (Oopsie's!!)  But, same thing.) I am posting, whole and somewhat edited, the MERIT LESS AND LIBELOUS note that "High-school-Sweetheart-Fred) has just sent.

It is clear to me that "El Duece" has used some underhanded tactics to turn "High-school-Sweet-Heart-Fred" against EPPdF.
(I had no idea even "El Duece" could sink so low.)

Is it blackmail?

Bribery?

Does "El Duece" have "dirt" on HsSF?      

You be the judge:





From:  High-school-Sweetheart-Fred


Just to take the heat off Duecey for a minute...

I remember a certain pirate dumping me in high school and taking another lovely lady, whose name I shall not mention, as I am much more "mature" now and have learned she is a wonderful person... to a Scorpions concert with him at the (then) "Gator Bowl" in Jacksonville, 
FL where I cried my sweet little eyes out to "Wind of Change". Alone.     
 I have no recollection of this alleged incident.
(Did I mention that I had a brain tumor?)  
(I nearly died and stuff.) 
(Seriously.)  
(It was really scary and things.)  
(I would've really missed me.)
Also, I can see how you would cry during "Still Loving You", but "Wind of Change"?
P.S.S.  I didn't see The Scorpions in high school; they didn't come around until '91 or '92.  
(Pffftttt!)
 
Oh and then there was the time that said pirate took my best friend, at least he was a fella, to a particular Tom Petty concert leaving me in the woods of Middleburg, FL with nothing more that a raggedy dog and ole' 22 to entertain me.  Joshua Ingles and I were friends too!  HE bought tickets for HIS good friend, EPPdF, for the young "pinche'r's" 19th birthday present.

"Y" is for "you're telling a fib HsSF!!!"

(Full Moon Fever Tour.  Excellent show, btw.)

But hey. This is YOUR blog. I won't make it about me.  (Ummmm....Yaaaauuu)

You're welcome Duece.


Oh. And Duecey...he is going to beat you with your own bloody arm.  (Finally we get some truth from this "lady".)


Love You!  (mmm-Hmmm....)

"High-school-Sweetheart-Fred"










....after speaking briefly with counsel, EPPdF has decided to refrain from further comment on these scurulous and groundless accusations that have clearly been purchased for what I can only imagine is a king's ransom by "El Duece" the Vacuous in an attempt to sway the pool of potential jurors in the case of:

"El Pinche Pirata del Fuego and The Entire Continent of North America, as Well as Most of the Caribbean Islands, Papua New Guinea-including but not limited to the Baka Pigmies, and also a Handful of Dissidents on the Ivory Coast vs. "El Duece" the Black-Hearted (formerly known as El Pinche Pirata del Fuego Hermano Numero Uno, El Pinche Pirata del Fuego hermano numero dos)"

(Even Zulu warriors become disgruntled and contrary when they hear the name, "El Duece")



(Umna -pt-GawWanne, "El Duece"!)

Translation: "Boo-Hiss, "El Duece""








Instead, I am choosing to ignore these vicious and personal attacks, and focus on the petite but vocal support of The True Friends of EPPdF (@2006, A Not-For-Profit Corp. 501(c)(3)) :
Like "The Charming and Unstoppable DeDe":

Enjoy:

From:  "tCaUD2"	8:51 AM (June 26th, 2012)

EPPdF!  It is wonderful to hear from you and thank you for the sound advice on speeding up my recovery through sea salt and dried cherry Cacoa chocolate - you understand both the science and the art of recovery.

Stock photo of "tCaUD2"

I have already indulged in the reading you suggest, so you can only imagine the thrill I received from seeing the illustrious author's name in my inbox!  A personal note from the pinche pirata himself! ....I am weak kneed at the the thought.  The blog is wonderful, the pictures transporting, and the challenges described display that your sense of adventure is undaunted by rain, bumps, and natural and/or man made obstacles.  Thank you for all the work you have put into it; I truly feel like I am participating in your wild and unpredictable journey.

"I pity the fool that slanders EPPdF!!!"

Thank you so much for the note; "Mr. T" and I are both talking about you regularly, checking your blog, and loving your stories and descriptions.  Be safe dear friend and I will look forward to chocolate and red wine (or beer) with you before too long.  IN the mean time, know that I am....

your avid blog reader,

"tCaUD2"




If only "El Duece" and his cohorts and collaborators could be more like "tCaUD2" and "Mr. T":  the world be a much better place.