Rest assured, I am prepared to sell out at the drop of a hat

Alert reader Judy (aka mom aka The Source of the Trouble) sent this:

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: pat 
To: Judy's Cruise Tour & Travel <judy@judysctt.com>
Sent: Sun, June 17, 2012 8:59:16 AM
Subject: Re: my son's blog link

So, I tried to read your son's blog to Rick - you know, outloud.

What a mistake.

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to get the words out.

I finally choked my way through his terrible New Orleans conversations only to turn to Rick in time to see him drying his eyes - from laughing so hard.

Rick has done the cross country motorcycle trips. This blog brought back so many fun memories.

I hope he has an agent getting him sponsors for his blog. He could make a fortune.

Thanks for sending it - I'll keep reading.

Pat


Thanks so much for reading along!!!
I sat out by the pool writing that piece and cracking myself up.  Slowly, people started moving away from the eye-patch wearing guy mumbling and laughing to himself and when I looked up 3 hours later, I was all alone.   So very, very alone.
Hmmmm....maybe I should work on that.
But the point is - thanks to everyone who's keeping up with me.  Kinda fun to think that I'm entertaining someone that actually exists outside of my head.  I even have readers in Sweden, Belgium, and Germany!!  My German is a little rusty but I would like to say, "Ich bin Cerveca!" my friend.

Also, sponsors are a wonderful idea!  *hint, hint*
In an earlier post I mentioned my desire to sell out to Harley, Hamilton Watches, Guinness, and Blundstone Boots.  I would like to add to that list, in no particular order of interest:

Gibson Guitars - a new '56 Les Paul Goldtop would be a welcome addition to the collection
Orange Amps
Apple - a new MacBook Pro 15" would be swell
Hanes - select comfort V-neck tees in medium
Chic Fil A - whatever $ amount you agree to I've already spent on your delicious sweet tea

These are just a few of the people for whom I'd be more than happy to dance like the proverbial monkey!!!

New moments in misanthropy coming your way soon!