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Muchos besos mi corazon!

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Impress your friends and family with your keen fashion stylings?
Of course you do!
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Join Mr. Handsome (above) and take a picture of yourself toasting EPPdF and you could find yourself here alongside the rich and nefarious!
Be a one percenter!
All the kids are doin' it!!!

(with special thanks to Mr. Handsome himself, my dearest and most beloved friend and personal minister of happiness, Mister Clintonius Martianius, psychic to the stars and all around good fella')