It's a living.

I mentioned before that my ex and her therapist were kind enough to diagnosis me (in absentia, of course) with Aggressive Narcissistic Personality Disorder a few months ago, which has been extremely helpful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

It solves a lot of long standing, unanswered questions.

  

I mean, I rarely talk about myself here but, if you would indulge me for just a second, I would like to pat my own back just a wee bit.

We had nearly 400 page views today - so thank you for recognizing my God given talents and hard won skills.

I'm really thankful that all of you have finally noticed how great I am.

Really.

I sincerely mean that.

I cannot say it enough.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for seeing the brilliance that I'm laying on you!

The thought of all of you regular/common folks, out there in Readerville, whether you're employed or not, taking the time out of your busy, or not very busy at all day, means so very much to me.

It's touching.

I can just picture you all out there, kicking back in that green naugahyde Lazy Boy you bought second hand in 1978, plowing into your second frozen Totino's of the day, TV blaring the latest edition of Meet the Kardashians or TMZ, or How to Raise Your Pet Monkey As Your Very Own Love Child

(I don't judge here - that's not what this blog is for.), and suddenly you think to yourself,

"Self, I just wonder what that funny lookin' pirate fella' is got going on his lil 'ol blog-o-rama-sphere?"

And then here you are.

And we are all one.

(I am the Walrus?)

Shut up, Donny - you're outta your element!       

(All smart assery aside - Thanks for playing along!)

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        Luvulongtime!