Nearly 7,000 Innocent Turtles DEAD!
Last year nearly 7,000 turtles and tortoises suffered excruciating death and embarrassment after being "knitted" by "Hipsters".
Don't be a turtle murdering Hipster!
If you see anyone below the age of 63 knitting CALL THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY!
They are Hipsters and are up to no good.
You can stop the abuse.
A.A.T.K.H.
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