And now, introducing my future former wife.....

I almost never talk about my personal life here on the blog but this is kind of a big day, so if you'll indulge me for just a second I would really appreciate it.

You kind folk that read this here thing-a-ma-jig on a regular basis know that I've been attempting get Mike, my very own Rin-Tin-Tin, on the tv show, "The Walking Dead".

I can do one better now:

I would like to formally announce my impending marriage to, and the inevitable divorce from,

Lauren Cohan!

My heart is overflowing with love and possibly full of vitriol.
Not sure of the details of the divorce yet but, as of now it's all flowers and kittens and hugs and things in Casa del Fuego!!

Yep!

It's a big "pull" for me!
No one, outside of Lauren maybe, is more surprised than me.  Certainly her boyfriend is bound to be shocked.
I don't wanna brag but I got her number yesterday so annnnny minute now we'll be chatting in that alluring,
"I'm reeeeally trying to play hard to get but I really wanna be got soon," sorta way.
It's the best part of any relationship.

All that pent up desire and possibility and desire before they get all crazy and slip something into your drink while you're vacationing in Jamaica or you get mad and tell them to get the "F" outta your truck.

But until then, if I don't answer your call right away I hope you'll understand!



Lauren Cohan del Fuego - it's got a certain somethin' dontchayathink!

  plus                                 

=  gonna be some good lookin' babies!!!


P.S.  Lauren is a kind of a sensitive gal and all this excitement is a bit much right now so it's probably best if you don't mention our impending nuptials if you happen to bump into her.
Between me and you, she's a bit of a cryer.
Just give her a wink and nudge and tell her EPPdF says hi.