Waiting for my invitations.........

Since yesterday was International Translation Day, I posted, in Russian, an invitation for my Comrades in Russia to invite me to visit them.

Seems like a good plan.

I will write stuff on a goofy blog, occasionally translate something witty and/or snarky into another language, and then wait for my loyal readers in other countries to invite me to their homeland for a lengthy visit as they provide me with:
A.  Room and board
B.  Guinness
C.  Tour guides

What's not to love about this plan!?!
I promise to be wildly entertaining the entire time I'm staying with you!
You'll get the joy and frivolity that is El Pinche Pirata del Fuego right there in the comfort of your own Chataeu or 5 star hotel.

What could possibly be better than that?
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Me.

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Waiting..............................