"the amazing" called this morning with an odd request.
As part of the new Homeland Security Ultra Secure Triple Star Program,
- motto - "we really do check to see who the heck is in the country now"
in order to get a drivers license in the state of Georgia, you must now provide:
A. Birth certificate
B. Social Security card
C. Passport
D. 2 proofs of current legal address
E. a note from your mother
F. a letter of introduction and/or reference from your minister, priest, or 4th grade English teacher
G. something borrowed, something blue
H. a letter from your employer, stating that you are, in fact, employed
I was asked to help out with "H", and was more than happy to oblige.
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To Whom it may concern,
This is to confirm that "the amazing" does in fact remain employed with Metro Georgia Window Films, Inc. where he has been a valued and trusted employee and handsome-young-go-getter for the past 10 years (or thereabouts).
If you have additional questions about the veracity of his employment and/or his handsome-young go-getter-ish-ness, feel free to call me at any time to discuss ad naseum.
That is all,
Toodles,
Joey Rodriguez,
Pres. and Benign Dictator for life,
Metro Georgia Window Films, Inc.
404-240-0032
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