There's a new hot sheriff in town

This just in:
With 100% of precincts reporting, yours truly, El Pinche Pirata del Fuego, has been voted:
The Hottest White Boy in the Publix (Ponce de Leon location) parking lot.

Really, I want to thank God first.
And, of course The Baby Jesus, don't want to forget him.
And, I have to thank "The Source of the Trouble" for good genes and whatnot.
It's a big honor and I hope that I can carry the responsibility with grace and humility.

Thank you Atlanta.  I love you too.
Step aside Bradley Cooper.  There's a new hot sheriff in town.

And his name is El Pinche Pirata del Fuego.