The all new El Pinche Pirata del Fuego's are now in!
Buy it now before we run out!

Custom engraving available!

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The El Pinche Pirata "Whale Kicker" still available!

One of our best and brightest!

The Goodly Cardinal Martin sports the El Pinche Pirata Summer 2012 U.S. Tour T-shirt!

And of course, if you'd like to donate to the cause, feel free to buy this man a drink any ol' time!

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Always looking out for friends and family, yours truly, El Pinche Pirata del Fuego himself, field tests the local beverages to make sure they are safe and up to the high standards he demands for his loved ones!