Easy Rider: The Ride Back ~ TRAILER

Dear Hollywood,

This is why no one likes you.

Easy Rider II !?!
Ummmm.....

No.
Just no.

Stop trying to squeeze every last damn dime from our collective memories and stop using our "heartstrings" to pull open our wallets.
It's the most cynical type of B.S. ever.
Seriously.
Enough.

Let's not pretend like we can go on being friends.
Remember that time you had too much tequila and woke up next to someone that you found kinda creepy and disgusting in the daylight?
You're the creep in that story.
I don't want to pretend that it didn't happen.
That would be dishonest.
But I also don't want to put it on a t-shirt and parade thru town like it's some kind of badge of honor.

If there were some special type of soap that would rinse off the stink of your collective grossness, I would be lathering up right now.
Until then,
Let's not and say we did,

Sincerely,
Your friend and mine,
El Pinche Pirata del Fuego