I look good in my underwear

I don't mean to brag but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror today as I was getting dressed.
I had just slipped into a fun and sexy new pair of black boxer briefs -
(Sometimes you just wanna feel pretty.)
(Totally the way to go for support and comfort, FYI. )
- and for a man of a certain age, I'm holdin' together alright.

Don't get me wrong, at 43 I fully expect to hit the wall any day now, in the proverbial,
"Have you seen so-and-so lately?  What in THE HELL happened there?", 
sorta way.
But for the moment, it's all good.

I mean, I've got no ass AT ALL -
(It's a freakshow down there)
(You don't even wanna know about it)
(Even Dear Reader Tatianna's momma called me out on that one.)
but you could, and you have, done worse.

Ladies - let's get this thing going.
Time's a' wastin' here.
I've only got so many good hair/not too chubby miles left on me.

An example of what an underwear clad EPPdF might look like.
Less tattooed and with more hair of course.

Use your imagination people - this ain't no pervo site.
Jeez.

Also, apropos of nothing, I had the pre-seasoned Trader Joe's Santa Maria roast beef for lunch today and, wow, delicious!
Heat the oven up to 425, pop it in, wait 40 minutes, and TA-DaHH!,
Awesomeness is ready to eat.


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My dearest Mary sent a picture of what she thinks is me in my underwear.
While very considerate of her, I do have to warn that planting cameras in someone's bathroom is a crime punishable by many spankings and/or the purchase of a delicious dessert of my choosing.

Besides, this isn't even current.

Dude - It's after Labor Day!
You can't wear orange huggies and boots after Labor Day!

Jeez.
Everybody knows that.