From: Ms. X
Should I post the photos of YOUR "cranberry" pants now or later?
If I do recall ....there is also a fancy fashioned shirt with a very bright threaded design that goes with those pants perfectly.
Be mindful of course that these items are pushed to the "back" of el pirata's closet.....hmmmmmm
THOSE PANTS are for golfing.
AND, they were only $6 from Land's End! (7 years ago!)
(s@#t, I've owned a pair of pants 7 years)
(I'm old)
(Dammit!)
AND, you've never actually SEEN me wear those pants, now have you?
(actually they are the most comfortable pair of pants I own)
Besides, Los Piratas Internacional has a rule stating (and I quote):
AND, they were only $6 from Land's End! (7 years ago!)
(s@#t, I've owned a pair of pants 7 years)
(I'm old)
(Dammit!)
AND, you've never actually SEEN me wear those pants, now have you?
(actually they are the most comfortable pair of pants I own)
Besides, Los Piratas Internacional has a rule stating (and I quote):
Bylaws, Including Rules for Insurrection, Desertion, Dereliction of Duty, and General Annoyances and Disturbances.
Members of Los Piratas Internacional, Barbary Coast, in order to maintain good standing in our organization, must dress in a manner and style consistent with the history and tradition befitting Piratas worldwide.
Skulls are mandatory and flamboyancy expected.
Items that should be included in your wardrobe are, but are not limited to, the following:
Scarves
Kerchiefs
Large gold ear rings
Tall boots
Puffy white shirts
Vests
Lots of dangling gold chains (silver may be substituted)
Tattoos are highly recommended
Scars are optional but encouraged
(Eye-patches and peg-legs will come with time and experience)
(We are not going to tell you how much "flair" you need, but you should "want" to have "flair").
Failure to comply with the dress code set forth in LPI.773.229.12 constitutes a breach in International Pirata protocol and could result in expulsion from the union or loss of privileges, i.e., rum.
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