Monday, May 19, 2014

The "PlopEgg" Painting Performance #1 (Art Cologne 2014)

Another example of why I don't like and/or understand "modern art".

This woman puts paint filled eggs in her "hoo-ha" and then squeezes them out onto a canvas.



Not exactly Renoir and very Not Safe For Work.







P.S.  Of course this happened in Germany.  It had to be Germany or Florida and my good Floridian friends are just not that into art.






2 comments:

  1. Why.....why would you post this.......what good could possibly come from posting this? No really, the weight training cho-cho wasn't enough, now I am forced to watch some woman strain atop a scaffold.
    And yes, it is force, one cannot divert ones eyes from this type of train wreck.
    It's just so..........vulgar yet hilarious :)

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  2. This is why we have The National Endowment for the Arts: so that good Germanic women can shoot paint from their "Hoo-Ha's" and us citizens can pay to support them.
    Ok. So we're not paying for this particular piece of "art" but you get my point.
    20 years ago we were paying for Maplethorpe to put his fist in another man's bum.
    This is progress my friend.
    Mind officially expanded.

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