...and the band wrote a couple of hit songs; songs that were quite good actually, and that you've most likely heard.
You've probably heard of a little group called Kings of Leon.
One of the songs that was quite goodest by Kings of Leon is called "Sex on Fire".
It's a catchy little number for sure.
And, as you may have guessed, the song is about (ahem) "thinkin' bout baseball".
You may not be aware that the lead singer wrote this little dirty ditty about his "special time" with his "special lady friend".
And, that he enjoyed his "special time" with his "special lady friend" so much, that it was part of the reason the band had to postpone their world tour.
I don't want to be the one to tell tales out of school here, but here's his "special lady friend":
Her name is Lily Aldridge.
She's a Victoria's Secret model.
A Victoria's Secret model who enjoys sex with her man so very, very much that:
1.) He wrote a hit song about it.
B.) He had to postpone a world tour and be hospitalized for "exhaustion".
Friends, I don't throw out phrases like "Modern Hero" often but I think there needs to be a special category created for this type of lady so that she can be given all of the appropriate accolades and recognition that are her rightful due.
Certainly there'd be a parade and ribbon cutting - I'll get back to you on the details but suffice it to say that I've already been in touch with the historical commission regarding the marble marker to be placed on the exact spot where this remarkable young woman of both vision and courage used her vagina for the good of all mankind.
Maybe an annual charity fun run would be in order(?)
We could raise money and awareness and encourage other hot, young, Victoria's Secret models to use their va-jaja's in similar fashion - to improve the lives of the less fortunate, or maybe to help survivors of brain cancer re-enter mainstream society and help them cope with PTSD.
That's it!!!
The El Pinche Pirata del Fuego Annual Hoo-Ha's Hope for the Cure Fast Dash and Fun Run!!!
That has a nice ring to it.
I salute you, Miss Victoria's Secret Model Lady.
Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire
Lay where you're laying,
don't make a sound
I know they're watching, they're watching
All the commotion,
the kiddie like play
Has people talking, talking
You, your sex is on fire
The dark of the alley,
the breaking of day
The head while I'm driving, I'm driving
Soft lips are open, knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying, you're dying
You, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
Hot as a fever, rattling bones
Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
And you, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
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