A few ideas for kick-starter.com gifts!

So I'm thinking of throwing this Kickstarter thing up against the wall to see what happens.
If you, dear reader (did I mention how smart and thin you look today, by the by?) pledge certain monies for my travel book, How to Cook a Pirate, I will send you one, or potentially all, of these wonderful and thoughtful gifts below.
Seriously?
Have you been working out?

Check out Kickstarter.com

The tour t-shirt

The Book - How to Cook a Pirate

A copy of Escape From New York featuring Snake Plissken!

Become an officially deputized member of Los Pinches Piratas del Fuego!

Maybe some signed and framed photos from the "tour"?