The New Mad Cow Disease.

"You're next, buddy."

First contender for Quote of the Week Prize* goes to:

"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow,"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/15/newser-cow-kills-man/2517321/


While many of us debate the current crop of sissies being "raised" like beautiful snowflakes in this country, I think we can all agree that we are not raising our sons to be killed by falling cows.

No sir.

Not me, not now.

Not by a falling pig or a falling cow.


(Did you see what I did there?)

(I "Seussed" it up for ya'!)

(You're Welll-Come)

* No Actual Prize

** It's Honorific.

*** That is too a word.

**** Look it up.

***** Your Mom is!

******** Yeah, well up yours too, PAL!!!