Tuesday, February 4, 2014





The world is a strange, scary place my friends.
And the world via the internet way more strangier.

Whilst I have known many guys who were focused on a woman's buttocks, or boobs, or (God forbid) even her feet, I have always been a "vagina" guy.
I'm sure my friends and family will happily confirm this for you.
Yessir.
Boobs and rear ends and feets are just fine with me but the "who-ha" is where it's at.
Call me old fashioned.
And you don't need to go a-sugaring or get all razzle-dazzle with it either.
Just show up with a healthy and outgoing "hmmHm" and things will usually work out just about right.
Which brings me around to this handsome, young lady.
Who, and I promise that I did not make this up, lifts weights with her special lady parts.
Why would any reasonable person want to lift things up with her "SssSSS"?

Let's ask:

Can 'vagina weightlifting' give you better sex? Expert claims hefting dumbbells with your privates will enhance your sex life... and make you the 'life of the party'

  • Kim Anami unveils 'ten reasons to lift weights with your vagina' video
  • Says it can boost libido and help you become a world record holder
  • Anami is a sex coach and runs retreats
  • Tatyana Kozhevnikova, Russian gymnast who can lift a 14kg kettleball with private parts, officially has world's strongest vagina

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2550833/Ten-reasons-lift-weights-vagina-Sex-coach-says-bizarre-activity-enhance-sex-life-help-life-party.html


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Monday, February 3, 2014

College Students Sign Petition to Imprison All Registered Gun Owners!



Political satire.  Good stuff.



http://www.infowars.com/students-sign-petition-to-have-gun-owners-executed-in-concentration-camps/




















....and now, something completely unique!
Something you have certainly never seen before!
Something both astounding AND amaz'ers!
And also kinda creepy.

Without further ado, I bring you......

(dah DA DUUUMM!!!)

A stuffed gopher robbing a bank!



AND..



Stuffed gophers in a parade.
I'm guessing they're celebrating Mayor De Blasio dropping the Groundhog today.
(What happens if you break a groundhog?  7 years of bad winters?)



Way more stuffed gopher photos than any normal, God-fearing person could ever want and/or use:



Plus, proving once again that EPPdF offers way more entertainment value for your hard earned, and as of yet imaginary dollars, I offer you a baby raccoon in a boot.

You're welcome!



http://www.treehugger.com/slideshows/natural-sciences/photo-raccoon-kit-expires-boot/














Green Eggs and Ham Sam i am Jesse Jackson



Jesse Jackson reads Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham.



That is all.







While the left's attitude of defending Muslim culture is only to be understood within the context of
"the oppressed vs. the oppressors", even as news reports of vicious, unrelenting, and unprovoked attacks on any and all minorities by those precious folks from "The Religion of Peace", this article summarizes quite clearly how Muslims, by and large, think about oppressing women:

"There are no “free women” in Islam. There are women who belong to one man and there are women who belong to all men. There are wives and daughters or women who can be enslaved by any man."


You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to see that this is true.
And yet those well meaning idiots in Sweden don the Burka to show solidarity with their rapists.
It's multicultural suicide.
Sweden is now the rape capital of europe because of their lax immigration laws.
Immigrants coming from Africa and the Middle-East, seeking asylum from religious persecution, have arrived by the thousands.  Rape and gang-rape by the thousands has been the result.

And yet the left continues to defend.
The reason is not that hard to understand as long as you're willing to warp your mind to leftist political theory.
The United States is bad.  That's the first thing to remember.
And the rest of the world is full of people we either have oppressed or are planning to oppress in the near future.
George Bush, a conservative, invaded Iraq and Afghanistan = Evil America oppressing (yet again) another country full of well meaning members of the religion of peace.
The leftists hate George Bush, hate the U.S., and hate what they see as oppression, ergo they must side with Islam, regardless of questions of right/wrong or good vs. evil.
These are questions you're not allowed to ask a leftist unless you want to hear a very long narrative about the relative rightness v. wrongness of various U.S. military campaigns or how the American Indian was a noble savage living in peace with his brethren and at one with the land.
Talk to a leftist about the American Revolution and you will hear about native Americans.
Talk to a leftist about World War II and hear about the atom bomb.
Talk to a leftist about almost anything and you will hear about slavery.
And around and around you go.

And yet, all you have to do is click the mouse and you will have no end of asylum seekers in various countries committing awful acts and blaming cultural misunderstanding.
I can only hope that our distance from the problem will give us time to wake up.



http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/02/uae-rape-victim-arrested-for-sex-outside-marriage-when-she-reported-and-told-she-had-to-marry-rapist


http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/02/seattle-muslim-arrested-for-arson-attack-on-gay-nightclub


http://www.frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/somali-muslim-who-raped-dead-swedish-woman-wont-be-deported/

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/muslims-gang-rape-12-year-old-norwegian-girl-get-community-service/


http://www.frontpagemag.com/2013/bruce-bawer/crime-and-non-punishment-in-sweden/


http://www.frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/1-in-4-swedish-women-will-be-raped-as-sexual-assaults-increase-500/




P.S.  In the interest of further exploring the left's hypocrisy on "women's issues", look no farther than the open letter written by Dylan Farrow in which she details a series of sexual assaults by Woody Allen.
This is not the first time these allegations have been heard but the silence from Hollywood is telling.
Alec Baldwin responded on Twitter with a non-response:
"You are mistaken if you think there is a place for me, or any outsider, in this family's issue."
Somehow I doubt that he would refrain from commenting if this were a member of Duck Dynasty.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/02/03/Hollywood-Silent-Before-Rape-Charge-As-Dylan-Farrow-Calls-Out-Woody-Allen-s-Colleagues

And this is even more true for Roman Polanski, who at least admitted (somewhat) to his crime, but then fled the country.  His victim was 13 years old and drugged.
But he's a great director so all is forgiven.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/roman-polanski-rape-case-renewed-671351

Here's a picture of the girl Polanski raped:




It's interesting that even as they continue to laud Polanski and Allen with accolades, they continue their attack on Sarah Palin in the most vile ways.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/martin-bashir-resigns-msnbc_n_4385884.html

________________________________________________________________________________
MARTIN BASHIR: One of the most comprehensive first-person accounts of slavery comes from the personal diary of a man called Thomas Thistlewood, who kept copious notes for 39 years. Thistlewood was the son of a tenant farmer who arrived on the island of Jamaica in April 1750, and assumed the position of overseer at a major plantation. What is most shocking about Thistlewood's diary is not simply the fact that he assumes the right to own and possess other human beings, but is the sheer cruelty and brutality of his regime.

In 1756, he records that "A slave named Darby catched eating canes; had him well flogged and pickled, then made Hector, another slave, s-h-i-t in his mouth." This became known as Darby’s dose, a punishment invented by Thistlewood that spoke only of the slave owners savagery and inhumanity.

And he mentions a similar incident again in 1756, this time in relation to a man he refers to as Punch. "Flogged Punch well, and then washed and rubbed salt pickle, lime juice and bird pepper; made Negro Joe piss in his eyes and mouth." I could go on, but you get the point.

When Mrs. Palin invoked slavery, she doesn’t just prove her rank ignorance. She confirms that if anyone truly qualified for a dose of discipline from Thomas Thistlewood, then she would be the outstanding candidate.
_________________________________________________________________________________

At least Bashir was forced to resign after nearly a month.

Meanwhile, back in Texas would be governor Wendy Davis continues to receive widespread support from the left while, at best, only telling half truths on her website.
She tries to relate to single, working moms by telling her personal story of having 2 daughters while working thru law school.  What she left out is the sugar daddy that paid for that school and helped to care for the daughters in Texas when she went off to Harvard.
In his version, the sugar daddy says that he found it odd that she left once he made the last payment for law school.
I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/24/wendy-davis-endorsed-by-sugar-daddy-dating-service/

All this while shrieking that Republicans are declaring war on women.



Lest you think I exagerate when I speak of leftists, Marxists, and outright communists, here's a little article from Salon.com finally exposing the truth about communism.

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/02/why_youre_wrong_about_communism_7_huge_misconceptions_about_it_and_capitalism/












A real life "Life of Pi" minus the tiger.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550720/WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-First-picture-Mexican-shark-fisherman-survived-13-MONTHS-adrift-Pacific-catching-turtles-birds-bare-hands.html


'I can't remember much, just one thought - the sea, the sea': Questions begin as fisherman who says he survived 14 MONTHS adrift in the Pacific ALSO can’t remember his phone number or home town

  • Frail, bearded but smiling, Jose Salvador Alvarenga came ashore on the island of Majuro on Monday after his terrible ordeal and spoke to MailOnline
  • Jose only survived by catching, birds, fish, turtles and drinking their blood
  • He said: 'I thank God and I thank the birds I caught to eat. I caught fish and at times I drank my own urine to have liquid'
  • Rambling at times, he can remember very little of his past life
  • He looked plumper than expected, but a doctor said it was because his body has swollen from the conditions he endured
  • But questions have started to creep in about his 'incredible' story. A local official said: 'I'm not sure if I believe his story. I may have some doubts'
  • Claims he left Mexico for El Salvador in December 2012 with a companion, aged between 15 and 18, who died after four weeks


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550720/WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-First-picture-Mexican-shark-fisherman-survived-13-MONTHS-adrift-Pacific-catching-turtles-birds-bare-hands.html#ixzz2sHUGAJN4
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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Bruce Lee The Legend | I Am Bruce Lee


We had great weather yesterday so I got the bike out and took Ms. X for a ride thru downtown.
During the week I would never attempt a ride down Peachtree via motorcycle but on a Sunday afternoon, especially on Superbowl Sunday, it was deserted and peaceful.
We went south on P'tree to Underground then hooked a right towards Centennial Olympic Park.
Totally forgot about the Ferris Wheel there and since the place was virtually empty we took a ride around.
You get a nice view from 200 feet atop a FW.
Kinda cool.
Just FYI, tickets are $13.50.








There's a lot of grey coming into that beard.




Ms. X just sent this amazing video of Bruce Lee.

It's just a few minutes long so watch it thru.

The part where he lights matches thrown at him by an assistant by swinging his nunchucks is just amazing.























Last week "the snowpocalypse" descended on Atlanta with an outright fury that left many people trapped on the highway overnight.  There were thousands unable to reach home due to icy roads that led quickly to hundreds of accidents.  I have a 4 x 4 and was terrified to go further than Ponce de Leon as 4 wheel drive means nothing if there's nothing to grip.
In the aftermath, I read a great article (can't remember where) about exactly what happened to the road systems that left so many of my neighbors trapped in their cars, some for 12 hours or more.
The short version is, the weather looked ok when people got up to go to work, so they did.
But by 11-11:30 we started getting flakes and everyone left work at lunchtime in an attempt to get home.
So rush hour got pushed up 6 hours as the snow quickly turned to ice at pretty much everywhere it fell.
The Georgia DOT road crews that were on standby couldn't get anywhere because of the rush hour-like gridlock and the numerous accidents compounded problem on problem.  Semi's skidded across interstates effectively blocking everything and everyone and that pretty much put a bow on it.

But if you look to Slate's online magazine for answers you will find that the problem was "Racism".

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/01/atlanta_s_snow_fiasco_the_real_problem_in_the_south_isn_t_weather_it_s_history.html

Duh, right?

Snow is white.  White = racist.  Therefore, snow is racist.
Jeez.
Don't need to take a whole lot of Argumentative Writing courses at GSU to figure this one out.

Except it's all B.S.
Atlanta has a traffic problem.
No doubt about it.
Too many cars on the road.
Too many people all trying to get somewhere using the same space at the same time.
Public transportation could alleviate some of the congestion.
Or maybe not.
New York has a great train system but traffic still sucks on any given day.
Ditto Chicago.
So maybe it's not quite that simple.

As for Atlanta's supposed race problem I would say this:
I am 43 years old and I don't know anyone who gives a rat's ass about the color of anyone else's skin.
Ditto their sexuality, nation of birth, etc. and so forth.
I honestly don't.
And I can't remember the last time I met someone like that.
I'm sure they're out there but they certainly don't run in my circles.
I do however know a fair amount of people who are tired of hearing about how racist, homophobic, etc. they are because they disagree with a particular policy or don't like a particular politician.
Definitely include me in that list.

Atlanta has it's share of troubles like any big city and traffic congestion is just one of them.
I would argue that we need to make an enormous shift in political ideology to get any real change pushed thru but I doubt that's likely to come soon.
As the writer of the Slate column so aptly illustrates, it's gonna be hard to fix the traffic problem if our politicians are still on some witch hunt for closet racists.


But, at least Mikey enjoyed the snow.




Editor's Note:  Turns out that Mass Transit may not be the perfect solution that some think.

http://www.nj.com/super-bowl/index.ssf/2014/02/super_bowl_2014_hows_your_ride_home.html#incart_maj-story-1


P.S.  I have finally found an article on Slate that I agree with!  Wonders shall not cease!


http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2014/02/01/why_amanda_knox_is_innocent.html












Tina Fey: Feces Are My Purview (S03E05) | Comedians in Cars Getting Coff...



This is a great series of interviews featuring various comedians with host Seinfeld driving around and getting coffee.

Others include Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., and Howard Stern.





Saturday, February 1, 2014




Did you ever hear the old joke about getting down in the mud and wrestling with a pig?

Sooner or later, you realize that the pig is enjoying it.

And so it goes for crazy women.




(Men too, I suppose.)