Monday, October 15, 2012

A nice note from some people who play with glass.

In regards to my Chihuly at Night pictures:

http://elpinchepirata.blogspot.com/2012/07/chiluly-at-night.html

AnonymousOctober 15, 2012 1:20 PM

Really nice pictures.
You are in Atlanta, yes?

www.duckbillstudios.com

Playing with molten glass is fun!! 

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Yessir (or ma'am!)  

I'm over in the VaHi, not too far away from your studio.
Looks like a really neat place you have.
(Isn't their a successful musician by the name of Kristen Malone?)
(probably been asked that a few times)

Thanks.  I took those pictures with my new Fuji X100.  Great camera and more to do with any accidental quality than any skill on my part.


And thanks for playing along .))







Too good to not post


I am not a fan of Facebook - for little girls and gays.
I'm not either one of those things so I just write on my Extremely Heterosexual blog.

Just writing on the blog like a dude would.

Yeah.
You know, if Hemingway was alive, he'd have a blog too.

He'd write.
In the morning.
By the window.
With a glass of water next to his scotch.
And the dog outside.

Where was I?

Anyhow, this link goes to the FB page of guy who makes fake stickers for the subway system in London.
Some of these are quite ingenious.
I particularly like this one:



https://www.facebook.com/stickersonthecentralline

WARNING: You should never, ever get in a jacuzzi with a bear.



This is Casey Anderson and his pet bear Brutus.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meet-casey-and-brutus-the-manbear-bromance






2 important stories




http://www.npr.org/2012/10/14/162860710/how-kennedy-stepped-back-from-the-brink-of-war

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-19944078

I really think that these are 2 incredibly important stories.

The first story is about the secret recordings Kennedy made during the Cuban missile crisis, including General Curtis LeMay calling Kennedy and his advisers a bunch limp wristed dandy-boys for not bombing Havana into a passing notion.
All thru high school, most of my teachers and more than a few of my friends, would joke about how the entire cold war came down to no more than a pissing match between the United States and the Soviet Union.  It was the type of joke that was supposed to have an element of truth to it.
You would see the same theme weaved into sketch comedy shows on TV and even into more dramatic programs where the plot would revolve around two powerful characters that "needed to learn the power of cooperation" and that they really weren't so bad after all once you got to know them.

Yeah.

I'm not sure if my teachers were just lazy or flower children or just f@#ing stupid but never did I hear that communism was wrong, evil, bad, etc.
It was just another form of government.
Another form of government (responsible for sending millions of people to their early graves).  Nothing to see here.  Keep moving citizen.
I do, now that I'm an adult, wonder why my teachers never mentioned that Stalin killed 10 times the number of people that Hitler killed.
It's not like it was a secret.
At the end of World War II General Patton said that when the Russians took east Germany, "any woman who ran was shot and any woman who didn't run was raped."
And yet, most of what I heard in school made the differences between our two political philosophies sound like no more than a family spat.  We just have a different system.
Tomato, toMAto.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
And while we were learning to feel guilty about what rich, white, Europeans had done to the American Indians, the Ukraine, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Poland and others were silently suffering under the pressing heel of this toMAto.
It's alarming and downright dangerous to be this stupid and I can only conclude that I and my classmates were being shown only what our leftover hippie teachers wanted us to know.
Who the hell came up with this curriculum anyhow?
I don't remember ever hearing about the landings on D-Day or the liberation of Paris, but I sure as hell remember hearing about measle filled blankets, and oppressing indigenous peoples or about the shame of slavery, or about bombing villages in Vietnam.
I can't recall any teacher saying that, despite whatever mistakes or abuses that the U.S. had committed, it was still the best thing going on the planet, evidenced by the sheer number of people willing to staple together a raft and risk life and limb to get here.
Not one time.

And then there's the story of the little girl who kept a blog.
She's in junior high.
Or she would be if she were in a civilized country.
Instead she's recovering in the hospital.
She was shot in the head because she dared to go to school and write a blog about the dangers of a girl going to school.

Well, lesson learned.

I connected these two stories because I think they're both about systems that are evil - communism and Islam.
I'm not going to give you the normal caveats.  You've heard enough to know them by heart.  I don't care to repeat them.
And honestly I'm sick to death with hearing them.
The problem is not going to go away just because you fail to recognize it and call it what it is.
There is right and wrong and good and evil.
They do exist.

All of this has been brewing in my head for the last couple of weeks since the crisis in Libya started to unfold.
On the anniversary of 9/11, terrorists attack our embassy and kill our ambassador, along with 2 Navy SEALS, and this administration blames it on a bad movie.

Then a video of Obama speaking in 2007 comes out which shows him in front of a group black clergy.
First he thanks the Reverend Wright profusely.
Remember him?
He's the close friend that President Obama ditched because he was too controversial.
After 20 years attending this guys church and hearing his sermons and looking to him for advice and support, Obama drops him because he plays poorly on TV.  He drops the minister that married him.

Annnyyhooo.....

In this particular speech, Obama sounds particularly Urban.
That's odd given his elite education.
But he also goes on to tell this group that the federal government didn't pony up for Hurricane Katrina because New Orleans is primarily black and the federal government doesn't like black people.
Except that Obama, who was a sitting Senator at that time, knew that billions (with a "B") had been appropriated for disaster relief just 2 weeks before that.
Nice.

So I look at all of this information, and I wonder just what in the hell is going on here.
I mean, this Libya thing is huge.
But if you turn on the TV the story is either,
A.  Things about sweet tea that are killing our children, or
B.  Is the Romney campaign falling apart?

And then I start to think, well there's an agenda going on here.
The information is out there.
We knew who the Russians/communists were.
We know who the Taliban is.
We know who Obams is.

But it's failure to identify the issue and act accordingly that will determine outcome.


Editor's Note:  I realize that taking sides in politics risks alienating exactly half of any potential audience, which if my high school math is correct is nearly 63%, so I would like to clarify by saying  that I'm not in love with the Republican party in general or the Romney/Paul ticket specifically, but I do feel like the republicans are less likely to interfere with my daily existence, which is my most valued attribute in any potential candidate, and what I want from most people - to be politely ignored and allowed to rise or fall and live and die by own efforts.  Actually, more of a libertarian pursuit but until there's a viable candidate fromt that party.....


Saturday, October 13, 2012

Band of Horses - Chattanooga, TN






Ms. X and I drove up to Chattanooga on Friday afternoon to see Band of Horses at Track 29.
As luck would have it, Track 29 is right behind the Chattanoonga Choo Choo Museum and walking distance to "The Charming and Unstoppable DeDe's" house.
We had a great but too short visit with "tCaUD2" and brought her up to speed on all of the comings and goings on(es) of the "del Fuegos" et al, and bored her with my travel photos before going over to the show.
Track 29 is a smaller venue, maybe a thousand or so people were there, in what looks like an old railroad wharehouse.  Band of Horses put on a great show playing most of their first 2 albums and a fair amount of the new one.  The sound was great and the crowd and I song along to all the biggies - Laredo, Ode to the LRC, The General Specific, etc.
We had a blast.
I like this band even more now than before.
And, "the Amazing" lived up to his name by getting us "All Access With the Band" tickets at the last minute.
The staff had a question about the nature of "All Access" vs. "just got free tickets" but, it was nice to be on the list and we gave one of our spare tickets to "tCaUD2" who had got popped by security after she jumped the fence (she's in her early 50's) (mother of 4) who is morally opposed to paying for concert tix.
(I'm not sure if that applies to all forms of entertainment at all venues or just Track 29.)
Still, it's funny to think about the tiny 50+ mother of 4 jumping the chain link fence in her cowboy boots on the back side of the building while her daughter nervously palms a fake ID on the front.
Good times.





http://www.bandofhorses.com/us/home

http://www.track29.co/


Friday, October 12, 2012

Dracula vs. The Candidates



Instead of watching the vice presidential debate last night, Ms. X and I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula - the one with Gary Oldman as Prince Vlad.
It's the story of an ancient, undead, evil being that must constantly feed off the blood of the living in order to stay alive.
Come to think of it, same plot as American politics.  Less blood but same plot.


File:CountDracula6.jpg
Joe Biden attempts to shed some light on the Libya crisis.



Tuesday, October 9, 2012

And for my next vacation




http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/fast_track/9741650.stm

I am surprised (at myself) at how appealing this is sounding to me right now.
I've never been on a sailboat - nothing larger than a catamaran anyhow -but this sounds downright awesome.
Maybe we can get a group discount(?)  Who's with me on this?
Hello?
Anyone?





awww...rats...

Monday, October 8, 2012

Mongo: Pawn in game of life no more




http://www.freep.com/article/20121008/SPORTS01/121008090/detroit-lions-alex-karras-kidney-failure


If you haven't seen it in a while, Blazing Saddles is still one of the funniest movies ever made.  It's hard to imagine something so incredibly politically incorrect being made in Hollywood these days.  
Here's a list of some of the better quotes from the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes








Sunday, October 7, 2012

Inside the Actor's Mind with Nikolai Mikhal Vom Kraftwerk



In a break with tradition this week, here on The El Pinche Pirata del Fuego Memorial Blog, your intrepid reporter, El Pinche Pirata himself sits down with acclaimed actor Nikolai Mikhal Vom Kraftwerk for a little one on one about what it takes to be America's #1 Acting Dog.

A more thoughtful Von Kraftwerk takes a break from The Hunger Games for EPPdF.


EPPdF:  Mr. Vom Kraftwerk, thank you for taking time out of your schedule for me.  I know that you've been especially busy lately.

Vom Kraftwerk:  It's no trouble and please, call me Mike.

EPPdF:  Thank you Mike.  First, let me say, "Congratulations", on being selected as America's #1 Acting Dog.

Vom Kraftwerk:  Thank you.  It's all about the fans, man.  Wouldn't be here with them, ya' know.

EPPdF:  Tell us about your role in the new Hunger Games movie.

Vom Kraftwerk:  Well, I can't say enough good things about this part, finally some writing with real meat on it's bones.  So many parts for dogs just don't have this kind of depth to them.
This was really exciting.  My character, "Rex", is a really "bad dog" but, with a heart ya' know.   He has conviction.  He believes he's doing the right thing even as the world is going wrong around him.  He stays true to his beliefs even as his world starts to, well I don't want to give away too many plot points for those who haven't read the books, but let's just say that his world is really changing around him but "Rex" stays true to his core values.
His "badness" is really his misguided loyalty to the people around him.  It's an asset that eventually leads to his undoing.

Von Kraftwerk on the set of The Hunger Games II, Oct. 2012
EPPdF:  Yeah, that sounds like a bit of a departure for you.  I was wondering if you feel that maybe because of your ethnic background you get type-cast as it were?

Vom Kraftwerk:  Oh, yeah, jeez, if I had a nickel for every script I've gotten where I'm either pulling an 8 year old girl out of a river, or out of a well, or busy street OR on the other side, you're just running around barking and biting indiscriminately.  But those scripts never give you chance to know "why is the dog doing this?".  Why is this "bad dog" being bad?

EPPdF:  Well, now that you mention it, I do have to ask about your recent troubles.
http://elpinchepirata.blogspot.com/2012/09/this-dog-is-on-probation.html

Vom Kraftwerk:  Yeah.  That.  You know, well, all I can say is that, ya' know it's hard to shut it off.  I'm not a light switch.  Ya' know.   The director wants a bad dog but then he gets a bad dog and he freaks out.  Well what did you think was going to happen?  Only a real psychopath could regulate 2 completely extreme and opposite personalities like that.
"Oh, I'm a happy husband and father of 3 and a logistics officer at a trucking company from 9 to 5, but on the weekends I'm a serial killer."  Only a lunatic could do that.  Normal people wouldn't be able to carry that convincingly for very long without cracking but that's what the studios want.

With co-stars on the set of The Hunger Games II

EPPdF:  Interesting.  Do you feel pressure from society to behave in a sort of way based on your ethnicity?  Do you feel pre-judged in a sense, because of your heritage?

Vom Kraftwerk:  Oh God, yes.  You walk around in this fur for a day, man and see what it's like.  Jesus, every time I walk past a group of African American men they part like the red sea.
It's like I'm rabid or something.  If that's not racist then I don't know what is!?!
Not every German Shepherd is just sitting around waiting to bite the next black guy that walks by.  We're good dogs man, but "society" doesn't get it.  They don't want us to be good.

EPPdF:  I get it, man.  So, how do you cope with that?  I mean, it almost seems like it's  vicious circle, you know.  People act with fear without knowing you, which is sure to make you angry, and then because of there behaviour you're bound to snap, and then they go, "See, I told you.  They're all bad.  They're all vicious."

Vom Kraftwerk:  Well, you just have to keep going.  You can't be something you're not.  You have to be true to yourself, which again, is what I loved about this character in The Hunger Games II.

EPPdF:  True.  Is there anything in your life that you feel especially prepared you for this role.

Vom Kraftwerk:  Absolutely.  The martial arts that I learned in my Schutzhund club was pivotal.
I can't imagine that I would've ever had this opportunity without that in my background.
I would recommend it for almost anyone young Shepherd.  It's such a great outlet for your energy and you learn that self-discipline that's crucial to keeping you on the straight and narrow road.

A young Von Kraftwerk in training.

EPPdF:  It's like you were born for this role.

Vom Kraftwerk:  In a way, I think so.



EPPdF:  Yeah, I do see a certain intensity in your eyes, even in your earliest pictures.

Von Kraftwerk:  Eye of the tiger, baby.  Eye of the tiger.