www.bedfordslims.com
I stumbled onto this little ad last night. Bedford Slims are a new-ish brand of electronic cigarette.
Of course I wrote them.
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“Dear Bedfordians,
If you're going to use an eyepatch wearing model for your website, why not use the real thing ?
El Pinche Pirata del Fuego at your service!
You may not know this, but I have been Atlanta's top pirate since 2007 and was recently voted, "Hottest White Dude at Publix" (Ponce de Leon location)
Lofty honors to be sure.
But not as great an honor as representing your fine company would be!
El Pinche Pirata del Fuego - don't settle for imitators!!!
xoxo,
Your friend and mine,
J “
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This has not really worked in the past.
My letter to Monday Night Brewing was completely ignored. F@#ers!
Dear Monday Night Brewing Company People(s),
I had the great pleasure of meeting some of your company's representatives at my favorite local adult beverage and good time emporium, The Family Dog, last night.
They seemed like really nice people despite the fact that they were on their way to an Alanis Morrisette concert.
But that is neither here. Nor
there.
I am writing to you today because I feel that we, that is I, the Royal "We" if you will, think that I would be an excellent spokes-pirate for your company in general and especially for your 2 beers, Eyepatch IPA and Blind Pirate.
Who better to represent these 2 hand crafted beers than El Pinche Pirata del Fuego himself!?!
Or his self, if you prefer.
You may not know this, but I have been Atlanta's top pirate since 2007 and was recently voted, "Hottest White Dude at Publix" (Ponce location)
Lofty honors to be sure.
But not as great an honor as representing your fine brewing company would be!
I have already taken the liberty of throwing an advertising campaign together just so you can get a little taste of what EPPdF could do for you!
You can see it at www.elpinchepirata.blogspot.com under the post “Monday Night Brewing.”
Much love and many thanks,
Your friend and mine,
El Pinche Pirata del Fuego
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