"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Hic-no, Sir.  hic.
"You appeared to be swerving.  Have you had anything to drink, sir?"
I can-hic-tbe drunk ocifferrr, hic.  I'm an ele-hic, a hic-ephant, an elephant.  hic.

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