News from our friends in Croatia tells sad story of marital bliss gone wrong that becomes sweeter with the taste of frosted icing.

http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Business/2013-10-07/34642/Divorce_cake_is_a_hit_in_Croatia

From our close associates in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes this story of an unfortunate decision to honor the deceased by dedicating a high school homecoming after him.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/10/07/parents-upset-after-trayvon-martin-day-planned-during-local-homecoming-week/

And, in a battle where winner is a fairly loosely applied term, "Tanning Mom" gets into a catfight with Porn Star Jenna Jameson at Exxxotica Expo 2013.

From London, our fire fighting friends free a man's willy from a toaster.
(Don't ask questions.  You really don't want to know.)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520