Could this be the real, live, home of The Church of El Pinche Pirata del Fuego?
A "bricks and mortar" Religious Preparatory Academy?
An actual home for Wayward Women?

Could be.
I can dream, yes?

The former home of Relapse Theater is for sale.
Before it was a theater it was church.
I've always wanted a church.

Imagine:  yours truly, El Pinche Pirata del Fuego, at the pulpit, giving fiery sermons on the moral imperative of properly training all Atlanta bartenders in the delicate art of the double pour.

I like the sound of this.

The Reverend El Pinche Pirata del Fuego is here to save you!