I don't know how to feel about this story.

It has the makings of quite possibly the best movie ever.

Take a depressed student.
Add/remove drugs.
The Hell's Angels.
Germany (It was a toss up between Germany and Florida)
A puppy.
A stolen bulldozer.
3 mile long traffic back-up on the highway due to low-speed get away on the aforementioned bulldozer after the depressed student moons the Hell's Angels and hurls the puppy at them.

I've gotta get in touch with Hollywood.
This is gonna be big!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211